I'm back bitches!









What is UP, my peeps? I haven't been around in a while so I thought I'd put up some pics of my summer so far. Since my mom apparently doesn't have time for me anymore, I have to post this myself. It's nicer when she does it though, since NOT EVERYONE IS BORN WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS, MOM.

Ahem, sorry about that. I'm still a bit cranky since I had to go to the emergency animal clinic last night. I waited till about 8:30pm to start coughing and vomiting what looked like blood, not a lot, just enough to freak Mom out and make her think I was choking on something. And since her and Pops had just come back that morning from a day trip to Chicago I had to do something to keep them awake with me (they had been up since 4am that day to make their 6am flight back home). Anyhoo, the vet found nothing wrong with me, gave me a painkiller shot, and sent me home with antibiotics just in case. And she sent Mom home with a bill for $132. (Heh heh, that'll teach you guys to go out of town without me again.)

But I digress. Here are some pics of what I've been up to lately, for all my fans out there.

Take it easy, and just remember: Who loves ya baby?

Mom calls this one my "mature doggy" look, since it looks like I got a little goatee action going on :

Damn bitch, what did I say about using that flash?!?

Just beyond this fence: sweet, glorious, freedom

Hey kids, get off my lawn!

Eh, forget it, I'm tired.

If I've told you once I've told you a million times: the man is mine.

My cousin Molly came by to play and go for a walk. She lives with Bill and Debbie so this is the first time I got to meet her.

Here we are discussing ways for our evil cousin Robby to "accidentally" get loose and therefore get "accidentally" lost:

Damn, we are some effin' good lookin' dogs: