*Beer Prayer for St. Patrick's Day (structured like "Our Father")

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed by thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to
incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever.

*Thanks to Kiki and Nicki and be safe tomorrow everyone!